Who is Rajnikanth

Who is Rajnikanth ?

1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing d earth down.

2 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

3. Rajinikanth can delete d Recycle Bin.

4. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.

5. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in d chin. Its descendants are today cald giraffes.

6. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

8. When Rajnikanth looks in mirror d mirror shatters, bcoz not even glass is stupid to get in betwn Rajnikanth & Rajnikanth.

9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

10. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

11. At last his email-id: gmail@rajnikant.com

12. Bermuda Triangle was previously known as Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

13. Rajinikanth can pick up missed calls

14. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was a result of his jog.

15. The ONLY things that run faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.
16. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

17. Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

18. If you Google search "Rajinikanth getting kicked", it will show zero results. It just doesn't happen.

19. Finally the best - Rajinikanth counted to infinity - twice.