Who is Rajnikanth ?
1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing d earth down.
2 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
3. Rajinikanth can delete d Recycle Bin.
4. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
5. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in d chin. Its descendants are today cald giraffes.
6. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in mirror d mirror shatters, bcoz not even glass is stupid to get in betwn Rajnikanth & Rajnikanth.
9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
10. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
11. At last his email-id: gmail@rajnikant.com
12. Bermuda Triangle was previously known as Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
13. Rajinikanth can pick up missed calls
14. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was a result of his jog.
15. The ONLY things that run faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.
16. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
17. Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
18. If you Google search "Rajinikanth getting kicked", it will show zero results. It just doesn't happen.
19. Finally the best - Rajinikanth counted to infinity - twice.
